The Jouker

THE JOUKER

The UK Parliament's official website said that Scotland was a 'region of England' ...

'Aye, right': Scots react as UK 'software' brands Scotland a 'region of England'

First Minister of Scotland Humza Yousaf in the stands during the 150th Anniversary Heritage international friendly match at Hampden Park

Furious Tories accuse Humza Yousaf of 'smirking' at booing of God Save the King

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Elena Whitham, right, wasn't impressed with the parody of Lorna Slater

THE JOUKER 'This is p*sh': SNP minister takes aim at new BBC Scottish political satire show

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SNP MSPs Nicola Sturgeon and John Mason laugh after the former is called 'first minister'

THE JOUKER Laughter in Holyrood as MSPs forget Nicola Sturgeon isn't in power anymore

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Maurice Golden's private members bill replicates an existing law

THE JOUKER Lawyers tear into Tory MSP over bid to make dog theft illegal - as it already is

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From left: Labour's Anas Sarwar, leader Keir Starmer, and Michael Shanks

THE JOUKER Scottish Labour activist's anti-Brexit board links to 'Euro sex' website

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Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross seems blissfully unaware of legislation passed by Holyrood

THE JOUKER 'Embarrassing': Douglas Ross called out after glaring Scottish law error

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Neil Oliver shows off the first of his new 'conspiracy Gandalf' T-shirt line

THE JOUKER Neil Oliver leans into 'conspiracy' nickname with new line of T-shirts

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Andrew Neil suggested the picture was like a GQ shoot

Andrew Neil mocked for claiming Trump mugshot is like 'GQ photoshoot'

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People hold Yes and Vote No signs in 2014 for some reason

THE JOUKER GB News political editor 'forgets indyref happened' in ridiculous tweet

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Scottish actor Brian Cox is to appear at a Yes rally in Edinburgh in early September

THE JOUKER Scottish Tory's attack on Brian Cox over Yes rally speech backfires

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Angela Rayner's fighting her Muller corner in her yogurt lookalike campervan

THE JOUKER Angela Rayner launches bizarre campervan tour of England

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GB News host Neil Oliver will never be shopping in Sainsbury's again ... he says

THE JOUKER 'Never again': Neil Oliver pledges to boycott Sainsbury's in bizarre tweet

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GB News sent a reporter directly to Greenpeace's London HQ

THE JOUKER 'Hilarious': GB News inadvertently give Greenpeace publicity with media stunt

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Jeremy Vine suggested that people who talk about Scottish independence at work should be fired

Jeremy Vine says people should be 'fired' for talking about Scottish independence

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Many on Twitter seemed pleased that Humza Yousaf had made the list

THE JOUKER 'Honoured': Daily Mail names two famous Scots on its 'woke list'

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Rishi Sunak was not impressed with the line of questioning from Martin Geissler

THE JOUKER 'Out of control' Rishi Sunak loses it with BBC presenter over private jet use

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M&D's is based near Hamilton, one of Jackie Baillie's picks of the best tourist spots in Scotland

THE JOUKER New list of 'top Scottish tourist spots' crowns unlikely winners

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A beaming Rishi Sunak sits in Margaret Thatcher's old car ...

THE JOUKER Mockery as Rishi Sunak boasts of being 'in Margaret Thatcher's old Rover'

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Keir Starmer said the food in the House of Commons was 'nothing special'

Keir Starmer complains House of Commons needs a 'nice restaurant'

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Stephen Flynn took aim at Jackie Baillie's claim Scottish Labour hold 'influence' at UK level

THE JOUKER Stephen Flynn in hilarious dig at Scottish Labour 'influence' claim

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Some opposition politicians were left fuming after Martin Compston emailed Humza Yousaf about the vaccine

THE JOUKER Humza Yousaf's spokesperson hits back at Martin Compston vaccine story

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Balmoral Castle in Edinburgh ... apparently

THE JOUKER 'Balmoral Castle in Edinburgh'? Facts all wrong as US firm sells Scottish fantasy

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Mhairi Black revives iconic tweet in her first Threads post

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SNP MP Mhairi Black tears into the Tories at Westminster on a regular basis

THE JOUKER Scottish Tories in own goal with statement on Mhairi Black resignation

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Prince William visited Tillydrone Community Campus in Aberdeen on Tuesday

THE JOUKER Crowds fail to turn up to Prince William's Scotland visit

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Edinburgh Council leader Cammy Day has clung to power despite being forced to vote through an opposition budget

THE JOUKER Scots Labour council 'admits' to being Unionist coalition after 'months of denial'

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BBC Scotland weather reporter Judith Ralston presented in front of a map with a pretty glaring error

THE JOUKER BBC Scotland weather map blunder gets basic geography completely wrong

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Kelvin MacKenzie claimed Scotland Yard would 'charge somebody within half an hour'

Ex-Sun editor insults Scotland with 'potato' money comment on GB News

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Stephen Flynn posted a clip of an exchange with Boris Johnson in a 'goodbye' message

Stephen Flynn says 'goodbye' to Boris Johnson with 'classic' clip

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Henry Morris spoke to the BBC, but the broadcaster was keen to get the chat wrapped up when he started calling out the Tory Government's behaviour ...

BBC quickly wraps up chat after 'Secret Tory' calls UK Government 'corrupt'

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Rachel Johnson left everyone confused by her defence of Boris Johnson

THE JOUKER Rachel Johnson called out for contradiction in defence of her brother

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Deputy Prime Minister Oliver Dowden blundered at PMQs over the SNP's time in government

The Jouker Tory deputy PM Oliver Dowden appears to mix up own party with SNP in PMQs blunder

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Christopher Eccleston posted a not-so-subtle message about his thoughts on the coronation

THE JOUKER 'Thank god I kept the bunting': Christopher Eccleston in HILARIOUS coronation message

Foreign Secretary James Cleverly, who insists he represents the whole of the UK, publicly attacked Scotland's leader with a Simpson's GIF

THE JOUKER 'Infantile': Foreign Secretary attacks Humza Yousaf with Simpsons GIF

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The new 'Coronation Quiche' has been unveiled

THE JOUKER 'Bland as f**k': Charles and Camilla pick new 'Coronation Quiche'

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First Minister Humza Yousaf was listed as an 'international' guest to King Charles's coronation

JOUKER Humza Yousaf listed as 'international' guest for King's coronation

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Charles will be waving goodbye to Brits who jet off on their holidays instead of watching his coronation

THE JOUKER Spike in Brits hoping to flee UK during King's coronation, travel agency data says

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Pete Wishart was quick to correct a Tory MP after she made a false claim about his majority

THE JOUKER Tory MSP schooled after claiming her party is ‘snapping on heels’ of SNP MP

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Jim Murphy (centre) has been dubbed 'desperate' for a comparison of Nicola Sturgeon and Jacinda Ardern

Jim Murphy branded 'desperate' for Nicola Sturgeon-Jacinda Ardern attack

Officers from Police Scotland outside the home of former chief executive of the Scottish National Party Peter Murrell

THE JOUKER The media had a field day with Peter Murrell's arrest, and now they're on the hunt

A young Liz Truss appeared on the billboard for Lewis Capaldi's upcoming Netflix documentary

'Fire the Netflix team': Lewis Capaldi jokes after young Liz Truss billboard 'mix up'

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The announcement of Humza Yousaf as the new SNP leader got varying coverage across the front pages

The big difference between English and Scottish media covering Humza Yousaf's win

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Writing the name of the SNP's new leader, Humza Yousaf, is proving difficult for some

THE JOUKER Top Westminster journalist mocked for basic mistakes in SNP leadership tweet

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Mark Garnier missed a key word from a tweet - leading to humiliating consequences

Tory MP threatens to ban 'laughing' in Twitter blunder

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KC Roddy Dunlop and SNP MP John Nicolson exchanged words after some grapefruit went missing

THE JOUKER Top Scottish lawyer in bizarre Twitter spat with SNP MP over missing grapefruits

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Scottish Green minister Patrick Harvie (left) and Scots Tory MSP Murdo Fraser

THE JOUKER Scottish Tories red-faced after rent freeze claims come back to haunt them

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BORIS Johnson's partygate defence dossier makes some interesting arguments …

THE JOUKER The most ridiculous parts of Boris Johnson's partygate defence dossier

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Nicola Sturgeon joked she was 'mortified' she wore the same outfit on Loose Women as she had on when she resigned

THE JOUKER Nicola Sturgeon left 'utterly mortified' during Loose Women appearance

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Michael Russell became SNP interim chief executive around 2.30pm, and by 3.30 was facing calls to resign

THE JOUKER Tory MSP tells Michael Russell to resign as SNP chief – after 45 minutes in post

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Boris Johnson has appointed Evgeny Lebedev (left) and Ian Botham (right) as peers

Seven bizarre Boris Johnson honours appointments and rumoured incoming peers

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Rishi Sunak was mocked on social media after using a QR code on an app mostly accessed by users on mobile phones

Rishi Sunak mocked for Twitter QR code bungle as he touts 'innovation'

Oils from the Mount of Olives being mixed with essential oils and blessed in Jerusalem to become Chrism Oil

Sacred holy oil and four other wild objects from the King's coronation

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SNP MP John Nicolson was left waiting at Edinburgh airport for a BBC car

THE JOUKER ‘It must be a BBC conspiracy’ says SNP MP left shivering in Edinburgh car park

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