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Boris Johnson was endearing himself to his colleagues at the G7 summit

Boris Johnson shows his maturity at G7 by asking to strip off
BORIS Johnson was trying his best to repair the UK’s international reputation at the G7 summit on Sunday when he asked if the conference could remove their clothes.

Jake Hastie is not, in fact, from the Highlands

THE JOUKER English football club mocked for tweet about 'Highland' Scottish player

Chequers is the Prime Minister's country house

THE JOUKER Boris Johnson plotted hugely expensive treehouse for his son at Chequers

Harry Cole was shocked by his visa charge to work in Spain

the jouker 'Didn't see that on a bus': Brexiteer journalist shocked by Brexit visa charges

Tory MSP submits outrageous motion praising her party's international aid work

Tory MSP Murdo Fraser took a break from winding people up on Twitter to appear on GB News. Photo: Youtube/GB News

The Jouker WATCH: Tory MSP Murdo Fraser inadvertently makes great case for independence

Former Brexit Party MEP Ben Habib did not take well to criticism. Photo: PA

THE JOUKER Ex-Brexit Party MEP in Twitter meltdown as idea to 'make Rwanda plan work' mocked

The starting gun has been fired on a new campaign for independence

THE JOUKER This Brexiteer is coming round to independence - as she's sick of Scots 'moaning'

BBC Scotland had some headlines for its viewers - but nothing about Nicola Sturgeon's independence paper launch

THE JOUKER English weather and Instagram: What BBC Scotland reported instead of indyref news

Foreign Secretary Liz Truss doesn't seem overly on top of her brief

THE JOUKER 'Tea sock': Liz Truss mocked for basic blunder on Irish leader's title

Priti Patel claimed Rwanda was a safe country for the UK to send asylum seekers. Photo: PA

THE JOUKER UK Government's own website contradicts Priti Patel's claims 'Rwanda is safe'

The Tesla billionaire responded to an appeal from George Galloway on Twitter

Jouker Elon Musk mocks George Galloway on Twitter over Russian media link

The BBC was reflecting on the vote of no confidence in Boris Johnson's leadership

BBC takes lesson from Scottish Tories on dodgy bar graphs

Kate, the Countess of Strathearn, had a grand old time of it seeing how the poorer classes live. Photos: PA

THE JOUKER Kate gives royal twist to tasteless photos of smiling Tories at food banks

Prime Minister Boris Johnson did meet Prime Minister of Estonia Kaja Kallas, but only once safely inside Downing Street. Photo: PA

THE JOUKER Estonian PM trolls Boris Johnson after snub on Downing Street doorstep

Sue Gray has been the subject of an exclusive by Tom Harwood

Tom Harwood's GB News 'exclusive' on Sue Gray sparks hilarity on social media

The National had a #MurdoFlush ready to go

THE JOUKER Royalists riled by The National's 'Royal Flush' Jubilee front-page

Pictured above is, we would admit, a huge turnout ... Liam Kerr's 'huge turnout' was not quite that

THE JOUKER Scottish Tory mocked after Platinum Jubilee tweet backfires

Some of the controversial figures honoured include Mervyn Gibson, Arlene Foster and Euan Blair

THE JOUKER These are the most eyebrow-raising figures on the Queen's Honours list

The Bristol Bar showed off their extra staunch decorations

Rangers pub transformed to 'Queen Elizabeth Arms' in extreme Jubilee makeover

Tory MSP Murdo Fraser has failed to remedy his error - despite being corrected by the expert he quoted

The Jouker Tory MSP leaves 'false' tweet up – despite being corrected by expert he quoted

Excessive numbers of Union flags are on display in London to celebrate the Queen's Jubilee. Photo: PA

THE JOUKER STV promotes Scottish Jubilee plans – with photo from party in DEVON

Nicola Sturgeon was among the public figures to criticise Boris Johnson's plan to bring back imperial measures. Photos: PA

THE JOUKER Nicola Sturgeon leads mockery as Tories reveal imperial measures plan – again

Deputy prime minister Dominic Raab didn't look happy about the jibe

THE JOUKER Dominic Raab looks fed up as Boris Johnson makes up new Keir Starmer nickname

The Tories have a long history of giving bad fiscal advice

THE JOUKER Five times clueless Tories offered up awful budgeting tips

Jacob Rees-Mogg invited photographers into his Westminster office, with mixed results

People can't get over this picture of 'efficiency minister' Jacob Rees-Mogg at work

Screenshots from the second TikTok video ever put onto the 10 Downing Street account

'Prioritise resigning': Boris Johnson's glitzy TikTok video backfires

Royals William and Kate (left) were in Glasgow on Wednesday ... not that ordinary Scots seemed to know

THE JOUKER Here's what Glaswegians thought about the royal visit to their city

Stephen Kerr was accused of making a 'surreal' speech in Holyrood

the jouker WATCH: 'It's reserved!': Tory MSP goes on 'surreal' rant about Scotland's foreign policy

Undated BBC handout photo of the finalists and judges of The Queens Jubilee Pudding: 70 Years in the Baking.

The Jouker ‘Union pudding' represents Scotland in final of Queen’s Jubilee competition

WATCH: Boris Johnson disrespects Scots 'legend' Lorraine Kelly in GMB blunder

WATCH: Boris Johnson disrespects Scots 'legend' Lorraine Kelly in GMB blunder

Boris Johnson has been known to play tennis - as long as wealthy Russians with close ties to Putin are paying £160,000 for it

THE JOUKER BBC blunder sees presenter say 'Boris Johnson has spent first night in prison'

Neil Parish appeared on GB News and discussed the porn scandal. Photo: GB News/Youtube

The Jouker WATCH: Porn scandal MP addresses outrage on live TV – before being named

Neil Parish was suspended on Friday

JOUKER MP who 'watched porn in the Commons' suffers X-rated name change on Wikipedia

Nadine Dorries is certainly not Media Secretary due to her firm grasp of the topic

The Jouker Nadine Dorries gaffe shows 'extraordinary ignorance' of her own brief

Nadine Dorries hold responsibility for digital and sport - two things she doesn't seem to know much about

The Jouker Janey Godley hilariously mocks Nadine Dorries after car crash TikTok goes viral

BBC Scotland has been told to 'sort itself out'

The Jouker BBC told to 'sort itself out' after getting the SNP's name wrong

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon (left) was reported to the police by Jane Lax, a former treasurer for the Moray Conservatives

The Jouker Nicola Sturgeon mask complainant bemoans 'SNP wokeness' at Police Scotland

Douglas Ross has backed himself into a corner on this issue

THE JOUKER Five Douglas Ross comments that prove his hypocrisy over Boris Johnson

Trainspotting author Irvine Welsh had no time for the Twitter troll

The Jouker Irvine Welsh slaps down anti-SNP Twitter troll's tax-dodging accusations

Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar can't be happy with all of his councillors

COMMENT Anas Sarwar scores own goal at Labour council manifesto launch

Royal Mail seemed to be taking on some extra responsibilities when it comes to the Union

The Jouker Royal Mail adds 'keeping the United Kingdom together' to its remit

Twitter is considering an edit button, which will come as a relief to some Tory MPs

The Jouker Six times a Twitter edit button would have spared Unionists the embarrassment

Tory MP Ben Bradley made a pretty basic error when arguing for the privatisation of Channel 4

The Jouker Tory MP mocked after making basic blunder about Channel 4 privatisation

SNP campaign ad sees grandma try to throw a Tory candidate across a field

The Jouker SNP campaign ad sees grandma try to throw a Tory candidate across a field

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon at Whitelee Wind Farm near Glasgow

THE JOUKER 'Idiotic devolution settlement' led to UK's energy crisis, journalist claims

Andrew Neil shot himself in the foot trying to mock the French president

The Jouker Andrew Neil embarrassed after falling for simple April Fools' prank

Claims about Scots' wallets if they voted to remain in the UK have not aged well. Photos: PA

The Jouker This UK Government list of things a 'Union dividend' can buy you has NOT aged well

Poor Murdo has had to resort to celebrating little over half of Scots wanting to stay in the UK

THE JOUKER Tory MSP in desperate boast about neck-and-neck independence poll

Michael Gove is the Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities

THE JOUKER WATCH: Michael Gove gives car-crash Sky News interview on Ukraine

Social media users noticed a glaring error in Liz Truss's post about her meeting with Greek foreign minister Nikos Dendias

Liz Truss confuses Greek foreign minister for pop star in social media shocker

Anas Sarwar twice told the BBC he had not said Scotland had a dark side

The Jouker Anas Sarwar red-faced after TWICE claiming the BBC misquoted him

Jacob Rees-Mogg's claim about Russian money backfires spectacularly

Jacob Rees-Mogg's claim about Russian money backfires spectacularly

Annie Wells and Murdo Fraser accused The National of spreading Kremlin propaganda

THE JOUKER Tories humiliated after baselessly accusing The National of 'Kremlin propaganda'