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Rachel Johnson left everyone confused by her defence of Boris Johnson

Rachel Johnson called out for contradiction in defence of her brother

Deputy Prime Minister Oliver Dowden blundered at PMQs over the SNP's time in government

The Jouker Tory deputy PM Oliver Dowden appears to mix up own party with SNP in PMQs blunder

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Christopher Eccleston posted a not-so-subtle message about his thoughts on the coronation

THE JOUKER 'Thank god I kept the bunting': Christopher Eccleston in HILARIOUS coronation message

Foreign Secretary James Cleverly, who insists he represents the whole of the UK, publicly attacked Scotland's leader with a Simpson's GIF

THE JOUKER 'Infantile': Foreign Secretary attacks Humza Yousaf with Simpsons GIF

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The new 'Coronation Quiche' has been unveiled

THE JOUKER 'Bland as f**k': Charles and Camilla pick new 'Coronation Quiche'

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First Minister Humza Yousaf was listed as an 'international' guest to King Charles's coronation

JOUKER Humza Yousaf listed as 'international' guest for King's coronation

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Charles will be waving goodbye to Brits who jet off on their holidays instead of watching his coronation

THE JOUKER Spike in Brits hoping to flee UK during King's coronation, travel agency data says

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Pete Wishart was quick to correct a Tory MP after she made a false claim about his majority

THE JOUKER Tory MSP schooled after claiming her party is ‘snapping on heels’ of SNP MP

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Jim Murphy (centre) has been dubbed 'desperate' for a comparison of Nicola Sturgeon and Jacinda Ardern

Jim Murphy branded 'desperate' for Nicola Sturgeon-Jacinda Ardern attack

Officers from Police Scotland outside the home of former chief executive of the Scottish National Party Peter Murrell

THE JOUKER The media had a field day with Peter Murrell's arrest, and now they're on the hunt

A young Liz Truss appeared on the billboard for Lewis Capaldi's upcoming Netflix documentary

'Fire the Netflix team': Lewis Capaldi jokes after young Liz Truss billboard 'mix up'

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The announcement of Humza Yousaf as the new SNP leader got varying coverage across the front pages

The big difference between English and Scottish media covering Humza Yousaf's win

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Writing the name of the SNP's new leader, Humza Yousaf, is proving difficult for some

THE JOUKER Top Westminster journalist mocked for basic mistakes in SNP leadership tweet

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Mark Garnier missed a key word from a tweet - leading to humiliating consequences

Tory MP threatens to ban 'laughing' in Twitter blunder

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KC Roddy Dunlop and SNP MP John Nicolson exchanged words after some grapefruit went missing

THE JOUKER Top Scottish lawyer in bizarre Twitter spat with SNP MP over missing grapefruits

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Scottish Green minister Patrick Harvie (left) and Scots Tory MSP Murdo Fraser

THE JOUKER Scottish Tories red-faced after rent freeze claims come back to haunt them

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BORIS Johnson's partygate defence dossier makes some interesting arguments …

THE JOUKER The most ridiculous parts of Boris Johnson's partygate defence dossier

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Nicola Sturgeon joked she was 'mortified' she wore the same outfit on Loose Women as she had on when she resigned

THE JOUKER Nicola Sturgeon left 'utterly mortified' during Loose Women appearance

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Michael Russell became SNP interim chief executive around 2.30pm, and by 3.30 was facing calls to resign

THE JOUKER Tory MSP tells Michael Russell to resign as SNP chief – after 45 minutes in post

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Boris Johnson has appointed Evgeny Lebedev (left) and Ian Botham (right) as peers

Seven bizarre Boris Johnson honours appointments and rumoured incoming peers

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Rishi Sunak was mocked on social media after using a QR code on an app mostly accessed by users on mobile phones

Rishi Sunak mocked for Twitter QR code bungle as he touts 'innovation'

Oils from the Mount of Olives being mixed with essential oils and blessed in Jerusalem to become Chrism Oil

Sacred holy oil and four other wild objects from the King's coronation

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SNP MP John Nicolson was left waiting at Edinburgh airport for a BBC car

THE JOUKER ‘It must be a BBC conspiracy’ says SNP MP left shivering in Edinburgh car park

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Rishi Sunak praised the Tories' new Brexit deal as fixing the problems in their last one - which he also enthusiastically backed

THE JOUKER Brexiteer Rishi Sunak mocked for endorsing membership of EU single market

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Controversial academic Jordan Peterson and Green government minister Lorna Slater

THE JOUKER Lorna Slater has the perfect response to Jordan Peterson's 'toxic' jibe

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THE JOUKER Michael Gove spotted ‘cutting shapes’ in Scottish nightclub AGAIN

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Jeremy Vine's show on BBC Radio 2 couldn't even spell the First Minister's name correctly ...

'Nicole' and cartoons: Four terrible UK media takes on Nicola Sturgeon's resignation

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National columnist Ruth Wishart - or not depending on whether you listen to the BBC

THE JOUKER BBC omits The National from profile of columnist ahead of Question Time show

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George Square in Glasgow had plenty of space for the people who turn up to conga ...

Updated Unionists in 'conga party' in Glasgow square after Nicola Sturgeon resignation

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Nicola Sturgeon has some plans involving caravans and budgies, apparently ...

THE JOUKER Janey Godley reveals Nicola Sturgeon’s retirement plans in hilarious voiceover

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One person was quoted a massive £189.98 for delivery to Oban ...

THE JOUKER Scot quoted 'ridiculous' 850 PER CENT more for delivery to Highland town

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The Conservative Woman event had six men on stage, and not one woman

THE JOUKER 'Conservative Woman' event mocked for having SIX MEN take the stage

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Move over Nicola Sturgeon, Frankie Leach was the real first female FM

Westminster media unveils SECRET First Minister of Scotland in humiliating error

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The Stanborough Beefeater served up the patriotic-looking cauliflower wings.

Diners served patriotic cauliflower wing shaped like UK

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Jack Lowden revealed how he has fun with his Scottish accent when in England

Jack Lowden explains how he has fun with his Scottish accent in England

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Boris Johnson claimed to be using his time to draw pictures of cows ...

THE JOUKER Is Boris Johnson trying to hide something with his bizarre cow comments?

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John Lamont was accused of sneaking a look at Fiona Bruce's notes during Question Time

THE JOUKER Did a Tory MP get caught sneaking a look at Question Time presenter's notes?

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Nicola Sturgeon could have to look for a new job if she heeds calls to resign

THE JOUKER Confusion as SNP MP calls for Nicola Sturgeon to resign on Instagram

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BrewDog's founder James Watt deleted a number of tweets after social media users pointed out it wasn't very 'punk' to celebrate the King's coronation

THE JOUKER BrewDog boss deletes tweet touting 'punk' coronation beer after backlash

Nadine Dorries with Boris Johnson in the studio for her new TV show. Don't they both look thrilled

THE JOUKER Nadine Dorries given her own TV show – and she's to interview Boris Johnson

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Greta Thunberg laughed at Calvin Robinson's question

Watch Greta Thunberg's brilliant response to GB News host Calvin Robinson

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A Scottish chippy has shown off their deep fried Creme Eggs

THE JOUKER Scottish chip shop divides opinion with deep fried Creme Egg

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Alan Cumming (left) presents the US version of the hit show The Traitors, which features a stereotypical 'Groundskeeper Willie' character

THE JOUKER The Traitors US called out for 'awful stereotype' of Scottish 'Groundskeeper Willie'

Jeremy Hunt appeared in a video in a bid to explain how the Tories would bring inflation down

Jeremy Hunt mocked for 'patronising' video explaining inflation

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Pope Francis said that Scotland's requests had been resolved 'in the English way', but what does that mean?

THE JOUKER Did the Pope take a shot at the UK with a cryptic Scottish independence comment?

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The writer of the hit US comedy has hinted their live podcast show could be coming to Scotland ... here's why they should

Here's why It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia should bring their live show to Scotland

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Visit to Edinburgh in 2018

THE JOUKER Listen to Prince Harry try to do a Scottish accent for his audiobook

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Prince Harry's book Spare has been unironically compared to Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf

THE JOUKER Prince Harry's book is 'like Hitler's Mein Kampf', dictator's biographer claims

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Scottish Tory MSP and health spokesperson Sandesh Gulhane

THE JOUKER Tory MSP denies knowledge of England's NHS crisis in car-crash interview

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The Arbroath TV commentator gave a unique response when a free kick was blazed well wide

Scottish football commentator goes viral with 'jeezy peeps' remark

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Michael Gove and Boris Johnson together on the Vote Leave campaign trail

THE JOUKER Shameless Vote Leave video claims Brexit will lead to lower NHS wait times

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Many took to Twitter to mock the PM for his plans to make all pupils in England study maths up to the age of 18 while the NHS is in crisis

Rishi Sunak mocked for 'maths to 18' plans amid NHS and strike crises

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Football pundit Chris Kamara was unmasked as ghost on the Masked Singer

THE JOUKER Chris Kamara fools Masked Singer judges with bizarre fake Scottish accent

Andrew Tate (left) had taunted Greta Thunberg about her climate activism

THE JOUKER Greta Thunberg's perfect tweet KOs Andrew Tate after arrest in Romania

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