IT'S the wrong time for the UK Government to be hiring, especially for roles at the heart of government.
We'll not go through the laundry list of reasons why most people who must thole the Tory government are more than a little bit angry, but basically, they were partying while everyone else was following their rules.
The most recent revelation came in the form of "wine-time Friday" which is not - as you may expect - a cheap drinks night at a university union, but a chance for Downing Street staff to "let off steam" at the end of a working week.
They even bought a special fridge for the occasion - what fun.
To be fair, you'd likely need to let off quite a lot of hot air if you had to work within a 50-metre radius of Boris Johnson, but let us possibly maybe not do it while in the office, during a global pandemic and in breach of the rules you all wrote, huh chaps?
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Alex Aiken, the executive director for the UK Government's communication team, tweeted out a job posting for a "head of news and external affairs" role within the Cabinet Office.
"It's a high profile role," Aiken says, "covering a range of issues from our Covid response to cyber security and government efficiency".
The job ad - which offers a hefty salary of up to £117,800 - includes the essential skill of being able to work "in an environment that is subject to intense media attention and public scrutiny".
We don't expect that will die down anytime soon so The Jouker would recommend negotiating for the higher end of the salary.
Unsurprisingly, Twitter took to the ad with the clear sense of irony needed.
Cameron McNeish said what everyone was thinking, replying: "A great job if you enjoy boozy parties. Bring your own bottle."
A great job if you enjoy boozy parties. Bring your own bottle.
— Cameron McNeish (@CameronMcNeish) January 15, 2022
And one genuinely interested party enquired with Aiken about some unincluded requirements that anyone who has watched the news will likely expect to have to do.
Ali Watt wrote: "Before I decide to apply: does the post holder have to be pished every Friday and absolutely blootered before making any decisions? I have my own back teeth through which I can lie. Am I qualified?"
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Another added: "Benefits include a generous pension and annual leave, a personal mini-bar and a unique opportunity to live by a completely separate set of rules than ordinary people."
One other prospective applicant said they drink "Gin and Tonic in a pint glass" and suggested that a CV probably wouldn't be required.
They likely meet most of the requirements, for a Friday shift at least, but one other applicant may have secured the role from a gif alone ...
Please see attached my CV in Gif format
— Manny (@manny_efc) January 15, 2022
Kind regards https://t.co/FMwanEKh9p pic.twitter.com/XcDDXOrx5Z
Many picked up on the fact Downing Street staff were said to have stocked up on booze using a suitcase and a quick trip to the local mini-supermarket in Whitehall.
Do you supply a suitcase or do I have to bring my own? https://t.co/bWhq8BBoN4 pic.twitter.com/CpLk3ff1Qt
— Ian Collins 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@Kre8tiveComms) January 15, 2022
Is there enough office space to bring my drinks cabinet and trolley? pic.twitter.com/H5IF9tCGsY
— Shaun McKinlay (@ShaunMcKinlay1) January 15, 2022
A prominent critic of the current Tory administration, Dr Mike Galsworthy threw caution to the wind with his application: "I’m interested in this.
"I like drinking & partying. Can bring my own booze. I’m good at spin and cover-ups. Love being a servant to Etonians. Just worried, given recent news, that there might be a moderate work load at the moment."
I’m interested in this.
— Dr Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) January 15, 2022
I like drinking & partying. Can bring my own booze. I’m good at spin and cover-ups. Love being a servant to Etonians. Just worried, given recent news, that there might be a moderate work load at the moment. https://t.co/OiCvtV0xpr
And, stop the search right now, because Russ Jones has found the perfect candidate.
I've found the perfect candidate https://t.co/tmgByinYHL pic.twitter.com/lsszvFyZWD
— Russ Jones (@RussInCheshire) January 15, 2022
Will you be throwing your hat into the ring for this role or know someone who might be able to save the sinking ship of Westminster communications? Answers on a postcard, please.
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