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THE Prime Minister has been exposed as a work-shy incompetent. The Government is embroiled in a PPE scandal as the UK struggles to cope with a deadly pandemic.

Downing Street needs a distraction. Something to cheer up the masses.

Luckily, the boffins at Number 10 had already put their heads together and showcased the kind of top-notch decision making that landed them jobs in the most incompetent Tory regime since the last one.

Taking their cue from Marie Antoinette, the UK Prime Minister Twitter account posted: “STAY HOME: DO SOME BAKING.”

The friendly advice was received about as well as can be expected at a time when hundreds upon hundreds of deaths are being reported every day.

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Lawyer and activist Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu replied: “This govt is so out of touch to think this post to #StayHome and home bake would engineer anything but contempt in light of soaring deaths, NHS reusing single purpose #PPE or having none at all etc etc. No accountability whatsoever.”

Another comment read: “My daughter NICU nurse is working 3 night shifts this pandemic w/e. Will she have enough PPE to wear for her shifts? Will she be kept safe to look after her son? Will she be well enough to cook next week end? Or will her name be added to NHS list of staff that have died?”

Writer James Felton added: "Do you think maybe you could sort enough PPE so that NHS staff don’t die before you pivot into a Mary f****** Berry account?"

And there was another more practical problem.

GP Dr Alex Gates posted: “This is utterly embarrassing. You realise how out of touch this makes you look? There has been no flour available for weeks. Sincerely, people who actually go to the shops.”

Another user wrote: “We can’t buy flour you out of touch Poundland Marie Antoinettes.”

Some people did at least take on the PM’s advice...

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