The National:

What are Labour values?

The Jouker is of the opinion that if anyone should be able to explain that, it would be a former leader of the Labour Party, or better still, a former Labour Prime Minister.

One thing the Jouker knows for sure, however, is that Labour values means never, never, EVER crossing a picket line... so why doesn't Tony Blair know this?

As of today, university staff across the UK have laid down tools in the biggest wave of strikes to ever hit university campuses across Britian. 74 universities are involved, with staff striking for fourteen days for better pension, pay and working conditions.

Enter Blair, who this very morning crossed into the esteemed corridors of King's College London - one of the institutions involved in the strike action - with all the self-awareness of a potato.

Now, you might be wondering why Tony was wandering the halls of King's College in the first place (instead of, for example, a prison cell).

He was there to give a talk about Labour values, of all things.

Labour values. Tony. Labour. Tony. Values. Tony.

Disclaimer: King's College London is operating on a slightly different schedule to most other striking universities, meaning that while they are participating in the strikes, their picket lines won't officially form until next week - but given the sheer scale of the University and College Union strikes, The Jouker doesn't really see any difference when the College itself is slap-bang in the middle of a trade dispute!

The Jouker is of the opinion this could be the most on-brand moment in Blair's history.