The National:

IN an era when Tory calamities seem to be played out on at least a twice-daily basis, it can be hard to comprehend just how incompetent some members of the UK Government truly are.

Thankfully, the Jouker has devised a new way to quantify Conservative ineptitude.

It has been revealed that Nicola Sturgeon’s recent trip to North America to promote Scotland to an international audience – a move praised by former first minister Henry McLeish – cost around £44,000.

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Now compare that figure to the monumental sum squandered by the UK Department for Transport in its botched attempt to secure additional freight capacity after Breixt.

Chris Grayling’s department, having already awarded a ferry contract to a firm with no ferries, dished out £33 million to Eurotunnel to settle a lawsuit after being accused of awarding contracts in a “secretive” manner.

The Jouker would like to say the scale of the incompetence is astonishing, but given the record of Grayling’s esteemed Cabinet colleagues, we think that would be a stretch too far.

What we can say, however, is that with the £33m spent on attempting to spare the Government’s blushes, Nicola Sturgeon could have gone on promotional trips to North America 750 times.

For a party that champions austerity, the Tories are incredibly fond of wasting money.