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Chairman Truss and leader of the politburo Kwasi Kwarteng reveal they are communist sleeper agents after seizing control of the Tory party

Tory party has been 'infiltrated by Marxist ideology', claims GB News presenter
Liz Truss's Tories have been infiltrated by neo-Marxist leftists, according to a GB News presenter

Nicola Sturgeon and Douglas Ross appearing at FMQs, where the two clashed over ferries, again

SKETCH Kirsty Strickland: What energy crisis? It's Groundhog Day for ferries at FMQs

Alister Jack, left, and ex-PM Gordon Brown are said to be seething about the BBC pointing out basic political facts while covering the Queen's death

The Jouker Alister Jack and Gordon Brown 'fume over BBC linking Queen's death to indy'

A flustered King Charles bears his teeth as he urges a servant to move a piece of stationery for him

THE JOUKER The top five most bananas 'marks of respect' during national period of mourning

From Cameron to Truss - Tory PMs of late have loved their porkie pals

THE JOUKER Greased piglets and Chinese pork markets: Are Tory fortunes made by porcine passion?

The public saw right through this stunt

JOUKER 'Brass neck' Unionists heckled as public see through bin strike photo op

Tory leadership hopeful mocked for bizarre Tweets and poll boast fail

JOUKER Tory leadership hopeful mocked for bizarre Tweets and poll boast fail

Nadine Dorries hastily deletes tweet about Chancellor in latest gaffe

JOUKER Nadine Dorries hastily deletes tweet about Chancellor in latest gaffe

Douglas Ross seems to be moving through the five stages of grief over Nicola Sturgeon's bid for independence

FMQs sketch Tories finally get past stage of denial over independence referendum

Boris Johnson visits the offices of the Bolton News earlier this year/Danny Crompton

How did the papers cover the First Minister's indyref2 announcement?

Nicola Sturgeon, right, chats with righthand man John Swinney before announcement in Holyrood today

BEHIND THE SCENES Inside Holyrood on indyref2 news day: Was there really a Unionist walk-out?

Nadine Dorries snaps a

THE JOUKER People can't handle Nadine Dorries's ridiculous 'World War ELEVEN' gaffe

The Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine (adviser at the Department of Social Affairs)

SATIRE Time to thwart Boris Johnson’s cunning Section 30 referendum wheeze

Boris Johnson 'times Zelenskyy announcements for PR boost'

THE JOUKER Does Boris Johnson call Ukraine's president whenever he's in trouble at home?

Rupert St John-Fontaine catches us up on his latest diary entries

SATIRE The Tories daring plan for refugees? Repatriate them to the Hebrides

Tory MSP 'sad' about lack of Union Jacks in Scotland

Tory MSP 'sad' about lack of Union flags in Scotland

Kirsty Strickland: If FMQs were panto you would be requesting refunds

SKETCH Kirsty Strickland: If FMQs were panto you would be requesting refunds

Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine: Could Harry and Meghan seal independence?

SATIRE Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine: Could Harry and Meghan seal independence?

Tory MP fumes over 'incredible hypocrisy' of Labour after PM fined

JOUKER Tory MP fumes over 'incredible hypocrisy' of Labour after PM fined

Douglas Ross focused on the issue of energy at FMQs

comment Kirsty Strickland: Maybe the hot air from Douglas Ross can make up the energy shortfall

Rupert St John-Fontaine is a sleeper agent from Westminster working for Boris Johnson

satire My late-night meeting with Greens took an unexpected turn

FMQs sketch: Nicola Sturgeon chops Douglas Ross down to size

Sketch FMQs sketch: Nicola Sturgeon chops Douglas Ross down to size

Nicola Sturgeon clashed with Anas Sarwar at First Minister's Questions

Sketch FMQs sketch: Nicola Sturgeon refuses to take lectures from Labour on equal pay

Nicola Sturgeon and Douglas Ross clashed at Holyrood

FMQs Sketch Sketch: Little sympathy from FM as Douglas Ross endures a 'tough time'

There were few festivities for Nicola Sturgeon and Douglas Ross at FMQs

FMQS SKETCH This Christmas I'm pleased I'm not in the politicians' shoes

Nicola Sturgeon didn't look impressed with Douglas Ross during FMQs

FMQs Sketch Nicola Sturgeon runs out of Christmas cheer – and patience with Douglas Ross

Douglas Ross was beamed into Holyrood for FMQs as the Scottish Tory leader was self-isolating

Sketch FMQs sketch: Douglas Ross must have been dreading today – and it shows

After a couple of weeks on the defensive, this session was what you would typically expect from the First Minister

Sketch FMQs sketch: Nicola Sturgeon comes out swinging in ding-dong with Douglas Ross

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon faced questions about healthcare during FMQs

Sketch Nicola Sturgeon in the hot-seat at FMQs as she brushes off leadership concerns

The Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine

Satire The Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine: Raise the threat level to laldy!

The First Minister was faced with tough questions at Holyrood

sketch FMQs sketch: Scottish leaders give Boris Johnson a lesson in grown-up politics

Douglas Ross and John Swinney appearing at FMQs while the First Minister was at COP26

Sketch Labour pick up where Tories leave off as John Swinney firefights at FMQs

The Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine: Best laid COP26 plans go up in smoke

Satire The Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine: Best laid COP26 plans go up in smoke

Chancellor of the Exchequer Rishi Sunak delivering his Budget to the House of Commons in London. Photograph: PA

BUDGET SKETCH Masks hide Tory MPs' blushes during Rishi Sunak's insincere speech

'He is the political equivalent of a pack of Quavers'

SKETCH Boris Johnson's speech was trivial, vague and utterly lacking in policy

The Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine

satire The Diary of Rupert St John-Fontaine: Deciding on names for Green ministers ...

Ian Blackford grilled the Prime Minister about his 'get Covid and live longer' remark

Sketch PMQs: Brazen Boris Johnson brushes off 'get Covid and live longer' criticism

Boris Johnson is more than happy to stoke the flames, then act the hero by phoning 999 when the fire is out of control

PMQs sketch PMQs: Boris Johnson stops just short of banning himself from the football

The Prime Minister responded to Keir Starmer referencing the 'Johnson variant' with his trademark glaikit glare

Sketch PMQs: Johnson severs the link between Covid questions and truthful answers

Boris Johnson now has the absolute audacity to take credit for a resignation he said he was sorry to receive

Sketch PMQs: Johnson shamelessly rewrites history about Matt Hancock’s departure

Scottish Tory leader Douglas Ross

Sketch Kirsty Strickland: Douglas Ross's education argument falls flat in end of term FMQs

The Speaker intervened to stop the commotion just after Keir Starmer chuckled 'you can always tell when he's losing'

Sketch PMQs: Debate about rape is treated like a jolly jape by shameless MPs

Kenny MacAskill was congratulated on 'the outstanding success of his party in the recent elections', but no-one in the Commons seemed to get the joke

Sketch PMQs: Boris Johnson talks tripe while jibe at Kenny MacAskill falls flat

Boris Johnson suggested that concerns about the trade deal with Australia from SNP and Plaid Cymru politicians showed they were lacking in ambition

Sketch A chilling reply to farmers threatened by tariff-free Australian trade deal

In recent weeks, it has become clear that Ruth Davidson has already checked out

sketch Ruth Davidson has checked out of FMQs as she gets ready for Lords role

Ruth Davidson decided at FMQs yesterday that Nicola Sturgeon's eight hours of grilling before a Holyrood committee was not enough

SKETCH There should be no confidence in politicians to bring any joy in these difficult times

Boris Johnson attacked the 'Scottish nationalist party' in response to a question from LibDem MP Christine Jardine

Sketch Boris Johnson baffles again at PMQs as he rants about SNP ... to a LibDem

We can’t risk Matt Hancock's Tory wide-leg stance, thumb jabbing or vacant stare being mistaken for a side-effect

Sketch Why Matt Hancock is a terrible poster boy for vaccine safety

Boris Johnson left SNP MPs stunned at Prime Minister's Questions

Sketch Boris Johnson takes mischief-making to all new levels in bizarre SNP attack

Martin Keatings declared he had joined Action for Independence

Scottish independence campaigner eyes regional seat in Holyrood election

Falling flat: Scottish Labour leader Richard Leonard

Sketch Richard Leonard fails miserably in bid to make himself relevant at FMQs

It’s been a while since Ruth Davidson has faced Nicola Sturgeon at FMQs

sketch FMQs Sketch: Saviour of Scottish Tories is back and falling into the same traps

Sergeant Oblivious: Boris Johnson gave another stellar performance at PMQs...

Sketch Broken record Boris Johnson can't bring himself to say sorry at PMQs

The SNP’s Alison Thewliss said some people are barely eating at all

Westminster's Eat Out to Help Out scheme to clash with Scottish schools return