JINGS, Crivvens and help ma boab! Auld Broon’s at it agen. How is it every time that eejit opens his gob nuthin but lees come fleeing oot? He’s telt us we wir gaun tae lose the use o’ the blood transfusion service and he telt us wir pensions were a’ at risk if wi went independint. Whit a load o lees that wiz!

Then he telt us we could hae “Devo max” an it wid be the same iz bein independint. Mair lees fir naethin’ cum o’ that eithir. An noo he’s trying tae tell us that the NHS in an indy Scotland wid be at risk. Huh!

Man, it’s shairly obvious tae onywan wi haf a brain that the devolved NHS in Scotland is performin’ well abune that in the rest o the UK. It’s mair likeli ti be gaun far better in an indy Scotland than it evir wid if that May wifie wis tae sell it aff tae the Yanks.

Mebbi wi shood tax Broon a hunert poonds ilka time he spouts anither lee. That wey we could fund the heath service nae bother. Broon! Why no dae us a’ a favour an’ jist awa’ an wheesht?

Charlie Kerr
Glenrothes